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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

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travelers-insurance:

Girl: Want to come over ;)

Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.

Girl: I’m off my -

Me: image

(Source: activatedcarbon)

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